Real Eyes Realize Real Lies
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies
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Real eyes realize real lies.
This bold truth-seeker tee turns one of the most recognizable awakening phrases into a high-impact statement design. Featuring a powerful all-seeing eye, Earth imagery, symbolic details, and vintage conspiracy-board energy, this shirt is made for the people who question the script, read between the lines, and notice what others are told to ignore.
Part spiritual satire, part anti-system statement, part conversation starter, this design fits perfectly into the Conspire With Me collection. Wear it when you want your shirt to say what your group chat already knows.
For free thinkers, pattern spotters, rabbit-hole researchers, and anyone who knows the truth has a funny way of showing up late…but right on time.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat silhouette for layering or solo wear
- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Tear-away label and REACH certification; sourced blanks from Honduras with ethical manufacturing
- Print methods: crisp Direct-to-Film (DTF) or vibrant Direct-to-Garment (DTG) on sleeves/labels depending on provider
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Product Details
Each shirt is made to order for the design and variant selected. Because the Slay Pharma shirt catalog includes multiple garment blanks and fulfillment partners, cut, stitching, collar construction, fabric feel, and print method may vary by style, color, size, and production location. Review the product images, selected variant, size chart, product description, and Product Disclosures for the exact item being ordered. Minor variations in print placement, scale, color, and finish are normal in made-to-order production.
Fit & Sizing
Fit varies by garment and may range from retail or classic to relaxed or unisex. Use the size chart shown on this product page and compare its width and length with a shirt you already own. Do not select a size by the label alone. Measurements may vary slightly within normal manufacturing tolerances. Choose according to the measurements and the amount of room you prefer.
3. Materials
Fiber content varies by garment blank, color, size, and production partner. Depending on the selected variant, materials may include cotton, polyester, recycled fibers, or blended fabrics. Heather and specialty colors often use a different composition than solid colors. Refer to the product-specific description, sewn-in label, and Product Disclosures for the exact material blend.
Care Instructions
To help preserve the garment and printed design, turn the shirt inside out before washing. Machine wash cold with similar colors using mild detergent. Avoid bleach and excessive heat. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Follow the sewn-in care label whenever it differs from this general guidance.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. This helps reduce waste and keeps each design fresh, but it also means production time is needed before shipping.
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Made to Order
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Returns & Issues
Made-to-order items are not eligible for returns or exchanges because of sizing, color preference, ordering mistakes, or a change of mind. If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, email Scott.Slay@SlayPharma.com within 30 days of recorded delivery with your order number and clear photographs. Please review our full Returns & Refunds Policy before ordering.
About the Design
This design is part of the Slay Pharma movement: bold apparel and art created to spark conversations around plant medicine awareness, faith, veteran healing, truth, humor, and healing outside the system.
This design is part of the Conspire With Me world of Slay Pharma. It uses bold wordplay, all-seeing eye symbolism, and hidden-truth visual energy to create a statement piece for people who question the official story and trust their own ability to see through the noise.
A Clear Note
Slay Pharma products and content are created for artistic, educational, and expressive purposes only. We do not provide medical advice, diagnosis, treatment, or legal guidance. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as a recommendation to use any substance or replace professional care.
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